The Saturday Night Live writers could never come up with something like this. Trump, a hotelier at heart, announces a press conference at Philadelphia's "Four Seasons" at 11, before specifying it's at Four Seasons Total Landscaping at 11:30. About us Shop now. other unofficial merch. It's like the sweet baby Jesus fell in their lap and brought the frankincense, myrrh, and comedy gold right with him. — Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia at Comcast Center (@FSPhiladelphia) November 7, 2020. Reporters could be forgiven for thinking that the Four Seasons Total Landscaping and the Four Seasons Hotel were one and the same, so it fell to the luxury hotel brand to set things right via Twitter, saying: "To clarify, President Trump's press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia.It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — no relation with the hotel." An answer to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping mystery: the company told me the Trump campaign contacted them today out of the blue ahead of the Giuliani presser and said their location was close to an exit on I95, and was secure, and that’s why they wanted to use it. Four Seasons Total Landscaping, not to be confused with the Four Seasons, the luxury hotel, was the location of a Trump campaign press event over the weekend, where Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani claimed to have evidence of "wide scale voter fraud." The total proven illegal ballots must exceed Biden's margin of victory in that state. When it comes to the top ten things we’ll remember about 2020, our lists will likely include Zoom, COVID, the election, and a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. The conference room at their office has become a makeshift fulfillment center, as Siravo and the company’s 28 full-time employees take turns bagging orders and printing labels, starting at 6 a.m and racking up overtime hours working long into the night. It's been a very bad few days for Donald Trump and his team and things got even weirder today after the outgoing president of the US booked a press conference in front of the closed garage door of a small landscaping business in Philadelphia, next door to an adult video store and across from a crematorium. Inside Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the cameras were assembled, the sound levels checked, the pens were poised and the gates were closed. It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel. A s the nation is in a burst of laughter that may never end after the Trump campaign press conference was held, through a hot potato incompetence game, not at the posh hotel Four Seasons of Philadelphia, but at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot next to a porn store, it was fitting that Kate McKinnon’s Rudy Giuliani would make a stop at the Saturday Night Live. Of course Philadelphia is now organizing a run from the Four Seasons to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. — Daniel Bush (@DanielBush) November 7, 2020 I hope Jill & Joe hire Four Seasons Total Landscaping to fix the Rose Garden. 1 month ago. Four Seasons Total Landscaping was booked for the press conference, ... SNL Brings Us The Boss, The COVID Vaccine, Dionne Warwick's Social Media Resurgence, & More! Our customers include Philadelphia Intl airport, the Navy Yard, Delaire Landing, Pauls Run There’s also now a hilarious video spoofing it, thanks to comedian Michael Spicer. Please support them through their FAN-MAIL/ HATE-MAIL madness. Rudy Giuliani speaks outside Four Seasons Total Landscaping. ( AP: John Minchillo ) But at the end of five of the biggest days in modern US history, this was just the ludicrous icing on the cake. December 12, 2020 Four Seasons Total Landscaping diorama will sell for $15,000 in Berlin The replica is complete with a video that streams the press conference and light up signs Below is the link to the official Four Seasons Total Landscaping. The other mix-ups at the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) It looks like a garage sale that someone is having as a last resort, where everything they are trying to sell you is broken. Stop spending your hard earned cash at the Four Seasons Hotel. Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the groundskeeping company that hosted Trump’s event in its parking lot, has quickly sold out of merch on its website. “This Four Seasons Total Landscaping is such a wonderful bookend, because we needed that comic relief.